Shawn
Name: Shawn Gizzle
Age: 25 (in human years)
Favorite Food: thumbs
Forty-Yard Dash Time: 1 hour, 24.5 minutes
Pat Sajak or Alex Trebek: yes, please
Why Ryan’s Always Wrong: He drops E.
Favorite Family Circus: The one where Mommy’s yelling at that douchebag Billy because, sure enough, he’s standing right next to her end table and there’s her great grandmother’s antique vase shattered on the ground beside it. Mommy yells, “Who broke my vase?!” to which Billy replies, “Not me!” Lucky for Billy, the Not-Me ghost is lurking right behind the broken vase, trying to tip-toe out of the frame…but, if you ask me, he was caught. That damn ghost was caught.
Favorite Non-Porn-Related Web Site: Abstinence Clearinghouse
Interests: middle-aged man music, autumn, yardsticks, bacon, Hello Kitty, slacks, short walks on the beach, Wii, Robert Frost
Favorite Film: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2: More Dogs Go to Heaven
Favorite Place to Cry: inside
Word That Rhymes with “Quarter”: athletic-supporter
Glasses Prescription: 20/50 (right eye), 20/your-face (left eye)
Friend or Foe: I’d say “the world’s a complicated place”, but that’s what a foe would say.
Least Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: ham
Why Do Men Have Nipples: So no matter the temperature, some part of their body will be hard.
What Would Jesus Do: BANG BANG BANG BANG and KKKAAA CHING and take your money.
Currently Playing on iPod: Awesome God
Least Favorite Berenstain Bear: Papa Bear
Least Favorite Verb: exfoliate
Most Easily Ridiculed Film on Ryan’s Netflix Queue: TIE – Anne Frank: The Whole Story and What Happens in Vegas
Anticipated Daughter’s Name: Accident
Dreamiest Politician: Sen. Barbara Mikulski
Least Favorite Question on this Survey: Least Favorite Question on this Survey
In Ryan’s defense, both of the “most easily ridiculed films on Ryan’s Netflix Queue” are my picks. Surprised? I thought so. Apparently I have horrible taste in movies.
by Emily (aka Ryan's wife) December 10, 2008 at 3:51 amgoofy
by Straight_Kat September 15, 2009 at 12:08 am